4th December 2025 GROUNDHOG DAY TEST WITH FLASHLIGHT Early Barnacle Journal days and even though Groundhog Day is presumably a statutory holiday, here I am deep in the muck, working away, anway...
Photo by Jaxon Castellan on Pexels 27th November 2025 THE LOST PARADE “I don’t think they like us.” “What do you mean?” “More you, really.” The man kicked the snow off his boots and pushed them off onto the already wet lino. “What’s
Photo by Ejov Igor on Pexels 28th January 2025 I'm going to up my game...I really want to see what mediocrity is like.
Photo by RDNE Stock project on Pexels 28th January 2025 The only body piercing that I would seriously consider for myself would be hooks to keep my pajama bottoms up.
Photo by Rulo Davila on Pexels 1st June 2023 How to maintain a varied diet Take the labels off all the cans
Photo by Vlada Karpovich on Pexels 12th May 2023 OLDER AND WISER As we all get older it is important to exercise properly and maintain our health. I have found a way at our place - I moved the "tower" of toilet paper to the corner opposite our toilet. It's beyond our reach, so we get to crawl across the floor at least twice a day. I feel different already.
Photo by Frank Taylor on Pexels 11th May 2023 SMART RICH PEOPLE...Rich people are really smart. If you own enough cars, you park them in the driveway when it snows and you don't have to shovel...
Photo by Rollz International on Pexels 11th May 2023 CAREFUL WHAT YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON..As you grow older, don't shop at the same Thrift Store that you donate to. Do I have to tell you why?..
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels 11th May 2023 BRUSH YOUR TEETH In the old days we kept our teeth clean and healthy so that we had clean and healthy teeth. Now we keep the remaining teeth clean and healthy so that our dentures have something to hang onto.
Photo by Pranavsinh suratia on Pexels 11th May 2023 PANHANDLING When I was younger, I pan-handled to get beer money. Now I panhandle to get change for the laundromat..
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels 11th May 2023 DATING MYSELF I was told yesterday that I was dating myself. I may be getting older, but whether or not I'm dating myself is still very much my own affair..
Photo by Gustavo Fring on Pexels 11th May 2023 FAMILY PLANNING Remember when "family planning" was getting hot dogs and heading for the beach? Not forgetting the dog?
Photo by wr heustis on Pexels 26th November 2022 PUPPET EARS...I bought a really nice Ventriloquist's dummy yesterday. The quality speaks for itself. PUPPET EARS
Photo by Connor McManus on Pexels 12th November 2021 PROBLEM WHAT PROBLEM? ......Just put grass seed in dog food!
Photo by Armando Are on Pexels 12th November 2021 THE LAST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU EAT A DUCK?...Ask for the bill
Photo by Daniel Torobekov on Pexels 12th November 2021 WaVe AcTiOn......how come you don't surf away from the shore on the other side of the island?
Photo by Vincent M.A. Janssen on Pexels 12th November 2021 SIGN AT AN ANARCHISTS' CLUB ...UNAUTHORIZED PEOPLE ONLY!!!
Photo by Anthony on Pexels 10th November 2021 The Endless Summer I learned one thing when I had a boat....your boat does not belong at the dock...READ ON...
Photo by seyfi durmaz on Pexels 9th November 2021 ENGULFED...or Murder Most Green...Gripping story Some great scenery Nice gardens What happened to the posthumus pruner and, more to the point.....
Photo by Brett Sayles on Pexels 28th January 2025 First, you forget where you put your beer. Then, you forget that you didn't pour one...
